There is no greater illusion than the opinion that speech is an instrument of communication between humans.
- Elias Canetti, Writer, Nobel prize for literature
Experience is a nice thing. Sadly you'll only get it right after you have been in need of it.
- Christoph Lipp, Austrian writer
Beware of relatives bearing gifts.
- Ferengi rule of acquisition, No. 74
All wisdom of this world can be sorted into 3 categories: Rock, Dinosaur, Vegetable
- Dinosaurs, TV series for children
Will be extended when I find quotes worthy of writing them down here...